12 Jamaican Gangsta Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, some ganja...in a little tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two bags o' blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five blinged out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight water pipes, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine misdemeanors, eight water pipes, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten rims a spinnin', nine misdemeanors, eight water pipes, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven homies bangin', ten rims a spinnin', nine misdemeanors, eight water pipes, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some ganja in a little tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve special brownies, eleven homies bangin', ten rims a spinnin', nine misdemeanors, eight water pipes, seven bags of Cheetos, six dancing ho's, five blinded out grills, four mac-10s, three dime bags, two bags o'blunts, and some gaaanjaaa in a little treeeeee.