[sumo] Hanamichi Report
jeffand at regent.edu
Tue Sep 30 16:58:21 EDT 2008
Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report. This one's with Gaijingai.
Riyo: Gaijingai, omedeto on a great basho!
Gaijingai: Thank you very much.
Riyo: You got your record ninth jun-yusho in Bench Sumo!
Gaijingai: I did my best.
Riyo: You also placed fourth in Sekitori Toto with a fine 11-3-1 record and kept your Ozeki status in both Hoshitori Contests!
Gaijingai: To be truthful, Riyo, I didn't think I'd do so well.
Riyo: So desuka? Doshite desuka?
Gaijingai: Well, I've been so distracted by the economic meltdown going on in America and all the corporate mergers.
Riyo: Tell us about them.
Gaijingai: For instance, did you know that Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace are merging?
Gaijingai: Yes. They are becoming Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
Gaijingai: And Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers are merging to become Poly Warner Cracker.
Gaijingai: And even Grey Poupon Mustard and Docker Pants are merging. They are becoming Poupon Pants.
Riyo: Back to you, Ross!!!!
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the ohyo
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier
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