[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[Jeffrey Anderson]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report. This one's with Gaijingai.

Riyo: Gaijingai, tough basho. Sixteen games you played and only two kachi koshi's!

Gaijingai: I did my best.

Riyo: No you didn't!

Gaijingai: I tried to do my own sumo.

Riyo: Why didn't you?

Gaijingai: Well, Riyo, as you know, in the past I've had good luck spiking my opponent's chikara misu with Viagra. You saw how good it would work on Asanowaka! I was planning to do it big time this basho, so I loaded up on the tablets.

Riyo: So what happened?

Gaijingai:  A gang of crooks stole my entire stash of Viagra!

Riyo: Do the police have any leads?

Gaijingai: They are out looking for a gang of hardened criminals!

Riyo: Anoooooo....

Gaijingai: When they catch them, they will face a stiff penalty!

Riyo: Eitooooooooo....

Gaijingai: The police have a lead and are looking for them at Tokyo Disneyland?

Riyo: Why there?

Gaijingai: Because Tokyo Disneyland and Viagra have something in common.

Riyo: Er - What's that, Gaijingai?

Gaijingai: A one hour wait for a two minute ride!

Riyo: Back to you, Ross!

Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai -  A gaijin who's a guy

For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier