[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[Jeffrey Anderson]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report. This one's with Gaijingai.

Riyo: Gaijingai, omedeto on your success. You won the year-long Sumo Champ game. Plus in Bench Sumo you won the Jejima Founders Prize for most perfect days in Juryo as well as the Technique Prize for highest points in Juryo. To what do you owe your success?

Gaijingai: Well, Riyo, when you enter 20 online sumo contests, you're bound to win something.

Riyo: Anooooo.....

Gaijingai: I mean, I did my best.

Riyo: That's better. By the way, we missed your hanamichi report last basho. Where were you?

Gaijingai: I had been suspended by the Kyokai.

Riyo: Doshite desuka?

Gaijingai: I got caught driving a car.

Riyo: How did they catch you?

Gaijingai: Just like with Kyokutenho, I had a car accident.

Riyo: So desuka?

Gaijingai: Hai, so desu. I rear-ended the car in front of me, but it was actually quite humorous.

Riyo: Why was that?

Gaijingai: The driver in front of me whose car I hit was a dwarf. The dwarf got out of his car, ambled over to my car window, crossed his arms, and said, "I'm not happy!" Through gales of laughter I asked him, "Well, then, which one are you?"

Riyo: Anoooo....back to you, Ross!

Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - a gaijin who's a guy

For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier