[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[Jeff Anderson]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report.  This one's with
Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, except for the two hoshitori contests, you stunk up the ol'
dohyo.
 
Gaijingai: I did my best.
 
Riyo: ZAP!
 
Gaijingai: I did my worst.
 
Riyo: Especially in Bench Sumo, where you were at M15W and 7-3 on day 10.
You then proceded to lose five straight to drop to Juryo.
 
Gaijingai: It just shows I need mental help. I've been going to my shrink
all basho.  It's been pitiful.
 
Riyo: What do you mean?
 
Gaijingai: Well, my shrink shows me these ink blots and asks me to tell him
what I see.  I keep telling him "Sex" with each blot he shows me.  He
finally says, "Gaijingai, I know what your problem is.  Youv'e got sex too
much on your mind."  "Me" I reply? "Doc, you're the one with the dirty
pictures!"
 
Riyo: Anooooooo....
 
Gaijingai: So I pour out all my troubles to him and he says, "I have a
diagnosis for you. You're crazy."  I reply, "I want a second opinion!"  "OK,
you're ugly, too."
 
Riyo:  Back to you, Ross!!!
 
Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo
 
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier