[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[Jeff Anderson]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report. This one's with
Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, no omedetos. You truly stunk up the dohyo this basho.
 
Gaijingai: Oh Riyo, I was all confused! I didn't know if I was coming or
going.
 
Riyo: What happened?
 
Gaijingai: Well, it started off with my driving.
 
Riyo: Your driving?
 
Gaijingai: Hai, so desu. I was pulled over for speeding. The policeman
demanded to see my driver's license. I told him, "I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license, and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"
 
Riyo: Anoooooo....
 
Gaijingai: So I went for a walk. I was walking through a lovely field and
came to a river. There on the opposite bank was Takanorappa. I called over,
"How can I get to the other side?" Replied Taka-zeki, "You ARE on the other
side!" 
 
Riyo: Eitooooo.....
 
Gaijingai: So then I go visit Doitsuyama. He shows me his two new dogs,
Timex and Rolex. I asked him, "Those are weird names for dogs, aren't they?"
To which Doitsuyama replied, "You dummy...of course not! They're watch
dogs!"
 
Riyo: Argh! Back to you, Ross!
 
Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - a gaijin who's a guy
 
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier