[sumo] [spoilers]Asashoryu's open armed and beloved return.

[Bob Reimer]

No, no, no ... Asashoryu is Fred ... and I resent Bob being portrayed as a
pirate who would pillage ...

Warm regards,
Bob "Kofuji" Reimer

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Subject: Re: R: [sumo] [spoilers]Asashoryu's open armed and beloved return.

Oh my God -- Asashoryuu's a pirate too?!

On Dec 10, 2007 9:56 AM, Jezz <jejima at gmail.com> wrote:

> In an alternate universe....
>
> Fred was caught on a speed camera doing 10 mph over the speed limit -
> He was even smiling in the photo as he was rushing to the hospital
> where his wife had just given birth.
>
> Meanwhile evidence was coming to light that Bob may have been involved
> in pillaging a small coastal village.  There was no hard evidence as
> yet, except that Bob's ship had been seen in the waters near the
> village at the time of pillaging, and that he fitted the description
> given by some of the pillaged villagers.
>
> The magistrates decided to issue Fred a fine (and a 6 month ban from
> driving)  on the basis of the speed ticket photo, and to call Bob in
> for questioning.  (They even empounded Bob's ship!)
>
> Everyone agreed that this was the best use of police time and
> resources, except for some who suggested that these apples looked the
> same.