[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[Jeff Anderson]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ota with a hanamichi report. This one's with
Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, where have you been? This report is very late.
 
Giajingai: I've been checking out a new lifestyle.
 
Riyo: Oh? Which one is that?
 
Gaijingai: Maku nanmin.
 
Riyo: Anoooooooo....Let's get to the interview.  What do you have to say?
 
Gaijingai: One word. Tochiozan.
 
Riyo: What about him?
 
Gaijingai: James Dean.
 
Riyo: Saaaaaay, you might have something there. There is a resemblance.
Anything else?
 
Gaijingai: Homasho.
 
Riyo: Yes?
 
Gaijingai: The Nose.
 
Riyo: Understandable. Anything else you want to say?
 
Gaijingai: Kotomitsuke.
 
Riyo: Er - what about him?
 
Gaijingai: Put a pipe in his mouth and a sailor's cap on him and what do you
have?
 
Riyo: Popeye!
 
Gaijingai: You got it, babe.
 
Riyo: Eito....I hate to ask, but anything else to say?
 
Gaijingai: Tamanoshima.
 
Riyo: Good grief. What now?
 
Gaijingai: Shamu.
 
Riyo: A fish???
 
Gaijingai: The guy practically has gills!
 
Riyo: Dare I ask for more?
 
Gaijingai: Hakurozan.
 
Riyo: And?
 
Gaijingai: Look at his hairline.
 
Riyo: Bozo!
 
Gaijingai: Bingo again, Riyo.
 
Riyo: Are we done yet?
 
Gaijingai: Just one more.
 
Riyo: What's that?
 
Gaijingai: Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Anooooo...now what?
 
Gaijingai: Arnold Schwartzenegger.
 
Riyo: Oh good heavens - back to you, Ross!
 
Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo
 
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier